Total Medals Earned: 145 (From 42 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,495 Points
Medals Earned: 11/13 (55/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 30/34 (400/500 points)
You beated level 1!
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You won the game! :O
Medals Earned: 3/93 (15/750 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Complete the Tutorial Mission
Beat Standard (any) as Pico
Beat Standard (any) as Cassette Girl
Beat Standard (any) as Darnell
Beat Standard (any) as Nene
Beat Standard (any) as Hank
Beat Standard (any) as Son
Beat Standard (any) as Girlfriend
Beat Standard (any) as Alloy
Defeat Standard (any)
Beat all Standard modes on all maps
Beat Standard Insane
Beat all Standard Insane on all maps
Beat both Standard Mode and Insane Mode on all Maps.
Get to wave 10 on Endless Mode
Beat (any) standard mode in under 6 minutes.
Beat (any) Insane Mode in under 6 minutes.
Achieve Disgusting or higher
Achieve the highest combo rating possible.
Discover all the Assists and defeat all the Bosses
Medals Earned: 8/11 (65/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Play NG Stars
Medals Earned: 6/9 (40/65 points)
You started the game!
It worked! Your magic trick worked!
That must've hurt.
Medals Earned: 1/24 (5/390 points)
You made Pico, congrats!
Pairs well with Girlfriend (or Pico)
*tank not included
All fired up and ready to rock
Snake? SNAKE! SNAAAAKE!!!
Always ready for the next mission from the Chief
No, it's not the "loss" guy
Pairs well with Boyfriend
He's got some mad combat skills
Be careful with your socks around him
Master of powerslides, killer of pillows
H4IL TO TEH K1NG
Try to keep sharp objects away from her
Would do anything for his friend Hartrup
Rat gamer on a quest for cheese
*cock jokes not included
No way.
Probably this guy's
The man, the myth, the legend
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Alucard!
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
S Rank a Boss!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (160/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!